wooo let’s attract douchebags to join our awesome fanbase
and let’s look like idiots while doing it
and while we’re at it
let’s name our cd BLOOD.
yeah!
i am so trying to be optimistic; failing. it’s going to be awesome
because it’s in this moment
right?
This album is going to be too heavy for me.
In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage. Or that – as great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.
In this situation, it was the other way around. I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger, or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox.
"Bristol Palin weighs in on Obama’s coming out on gay marriage, accusing the President of having his world view shaped by his children. Again, going to link to this post about Martin Luther King, Jr. talking to his daughter Yolanda.
(h/t soupsoup)
I think it’s Agent Coulson day around here.
Remember that episode of Johnny Bravo when he meets a girl on the internet and she turns out to be an antelope
(via chocolatemilkbubbles)
1957 Arkansas vs. 2012 North Carolina
Florida, which has the controversial Stand Your Ground law, will allow guns at the Republican National Convention.
It’s been two years since the Deepwater Horizon disaster unleashed 4.9 million barrels of oil on the Gulf of Mexico. In the midst of the disaster, BP and its contractors did everything they could to keep people from seeing the scale of the disaster. But new photos released Monday offer some new insight to just how grim the Gulf became for sea life.
You can see the rest here. (Warning: soul-crushingly sad.)
Words to live by, especially on a Monday. (Although you may want to wait until after lunch.)
Every day.
I really hate politicians.
In fairness, she said that Michele Bachmann would be the next president too.
